Office Etiquette in North Dakota: 5 Unwritten Rules

All North Dakotans know you have to follow rules in the office: Don't be late, shower at least every other day before you roll in, stay home if you're sick, use respectful language, and so on and so forth.

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For the most part, we have no problems following the written rules, but there are other unwritten--or understood rules that if you break, you may become the most hated person in the office. I think these unwritten rules are equally important.

Break These Rules At Your Own Risk

Sometimes, working closely with other people can be challenging. To make it easier, I put together a list of some of these important "unwritten rules" around my office. Let's dive in.

The unwritten rules of one office may differ from another. If you work together in a group long enough, you learn.

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FYI, this is satire, and I'm not an awful human being, nor am I actually this aggressive. Me jokes. Hope you got a good laugh. Hit us up with your unwritten rules in the app.

Now that we've gotten a good laugh from that, let's take a look at 8 of the biggest anxieties North Dakotans get when traveling.