Incredibly Odd & Questionable Things For Sale In BisMan

Facebook is a strange place, where strange people sell strange things. Upon scrolling through my newsfeed the other day, I couldn't help but notice a few odd items for sale on different Facebook rummage groups and in the marketplace.

We Need Rules

I feel like there needs to be better oversight on the stuff people are allowed to sell. It feels like a lawless land at the moment. Shoes with sweat stains, bathing suits, bras and lingerie -- I mean... com'on. Things are getting a little wild.

Here's a taste of what's up for sale in the Bismarck-Mandan area marketplace. If any of these items tickle your fancy and you feel tempted to buy them, by all means, participate in the descent of society.

If you happen to be someone who has posted one of these items for sale, I recommend you do a little soul searching. I'm worried about you. Kidding. Mostly.

Don't Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong, I know times are hard, and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to save a little money. That said, I think we can confidently draw the metaphorical line in the sand where excrement and bodily fluids have touched the items up for sale. Call me crazy, call me classist.

Here We Go:

I'M NOT SHOUTING, YOU ARE. Okay, deep breaths.

Now, please tell me I'm not crazy. Some of these are a little cringey, right?

I apologize if this comes off a little mean, I wish everyone the best on their rummaging adventures. I hope this inspires some to maybe phone a friend if they aren't' sure if their item should end up on Facebook Marketplace.